The Yacht or Nyacht Podcast

This podcast does one thing and one thing only: It determines whether songs are "yacht rock" or "nyacht rock." "Hollywood" Steve Huey, David Lyons, JD Ryznar, and Hunter Stair, the team that coined the genre "yacht rock" with their legendary webseries, rate curated and listener-suggested tracks on the highly-accurate Yachtski Scale to build out the playlist of certified yacht rock songs. Their analysis employs a precise scientific method that involves a deep well of musical knowledge, impeccably trained ears, sophomoric banter, and, most impressively, uses a spreadsheet algorithm to add scores & divide them by four. This may sound intimidating but fear not! The hosts let you in on their decades-long friendship and make you feel like part of the team. Can you guess how they'll rate each song? The more you listen, the better you'll get.

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  • mgeoghan
    Wish I could hear what they’re saying
    It’s next to impossible to hear all of what they’re talking about with the background music being 1. The same volume as their voices and 2. Non-stop throughout the entire episode. The parts I was able to hear were great but I had to stop listening because the background music was so obtrusive.
  • Utterly Guitarded
    The Best Yacht Rock Podcast!
    If you love Yacht Rock, hearing David be wrong constantly, or J.D’s multiple pronunciations of the word “eccentricity “, then this is the place for you! P.S. Hunter and Hollywood Steve RULE!
  • BrettJones330
    This podcast is “Top Nyachtch”!
    For anyone wondering what Yacht Rock truly is, this is the only place to be. Forget any fly-by-night podcasts or self-anointed pundits aiming to present their versions and interpretations of the genre. Our hosts Steve, JD, Dave, and Hunter defined it all, and along with the spirit of Gene Yachtski, continue to guide us as we expand our Yacht Rock catalogs, learn about the incredible personnel behind the music, and honor the memory of Koko Goldstein.
  • Paste & Plato
    Shockingly Unschooled
    This borders on unlistenable. It’s nice that these guys like great music, but they are just so . . . dumb. Unschooled about the players aside from knowing a few names. They are constantly swearing or making dumb sex jokes like “bros” but not in a way that is ever funny or hip. This is just a waste of time. Listen to the music instead.
  • AZ Smith
    THE Authorities on Yacht Rock
    Whatever you think yacht rock is, it probably aren’t. Find out what constitutes the thing you can’t put your finger on when you hear a bounce, some complex rhythms, and foolish feelings.
  • LilGrayBunny
    Ladies do listen: keeping the fire for yacht rock and jean meat
    This review is way overdue! I started listening to podcasts in 2018 and Beyond Yacht Rock was one of the first pods I followed. I was doing a huge installation of plants in my garden during a really hot summer and J.D., Steve, Hunter, and Dave entertained and educated me every day. Thusly, our parasocial relationship began. I love these guys and I listen to and watch all the content they create. I can easily differentiate between Dave and Hunter’s voices — it only took me two years of listening to unlock this achievement. Listening to these guys do deep dives and so throughly explore the yacht genre has lit a fire in me for this music too. I appreciate their broad base of knowledge and their research. I also enjoy that they can be silly, irreverent, funny, sexy, and snarky. Like music, their podcasts are a comforting respite from real life. Keep the fire forever, guys. Love, a fellow jean meat lover from MN.
  • kbarry1726
    Can’t miss podcast
    There are plenty of podcasts with middle-aged white dudes talking about music, but this is SMOOTH music, and these guys are seriously the best. Hilarious, knowledgeable, and—dare I say—vulnerable. I look forward to listening every single week.
  • ML407
    Hot Guys
    I don’t mind long episodes as long as we have hot guys.
  • Jflibott
    That’s yacht rock
    Lightning round!
  • Mr. Utley
    Wisdom from the Ancients…
    This podcast should be technically filed under “Science”. Only the most rigorous research and exhaustive application of the scientific method can determine those creations deemed worthy of the boat. “Yachtskiing” is a proprietary technique that can only be accurately designated by its creators. Listen to this podcast weekly to discover smooth gems that will enrich your mind and body, scientifically.
  • TacoTacoTime
    Q Tribute
    Funniest episode ever. I’m crying.
  • xwirds
    YR 4evr.
    Just listened to ep 44. Here’s your 5 stars. Please rate Pilot’s 1975 #1 UK,Ireland and Australia hit “January,” off their album “Second Flight.” Produced by Allan Parsons, the song is about a girl, not a month and followed up “Magic,” which is now the Ozempic commercial jingle! 😂 Love both shows, keep sailing.
  • JustJackJazzHands
    Same as last week
    Fellas, you uploaded the same episode as last week.
  • Riker,I hardly know her
    What of Anne Murray?
    Great to have you back!
  • Jezzaismyhomeboy
    Love It
    Why’s Dave so angry.
  • (JoMa)
    100 on the Pyachdski Scale
    The best podcast/pyachdcast to help you understand what belongs on the boat, what is best left at the marina, and what is bilge water that should be discharged posthaste.
  • TensaiRaccoon
    Fantastic
    So excited to find out what makes the boat!
  • laf8989
    Believe in the system
    The boys are all back and in fine form
  • C Ben Co
    The Apex
    It is no understatement to say, that with this podcasts we get to witness, in real-time, the culmination of science, math, art, and human achievement. Intentionally or not, JD, Hunter, Hollywood Steve, and Dave, have fulfilled the promises made by both the Renaissance and The Age of Reason. Carrying the torch of Gene Yachtski, these gentlemen nay, these scholars, pronounce infallible judgments of music being Yacht or Nyacht. They are learned and steeped in the lore of the genre, the musicians, the discography, the album covers, the music videos, the ephemera, and pesto recipes. Come for the reviews, analysis, and history, and stay for the banter between four friends who somehow found themselves the stewards of a genre and revolutionaries of music review.
  • jayhawk1996
    Essential Podcast
    And you’ll learn what Essential Yacht Rock is too.
  • The Flon
    I LOVE THE THEME SONG
    And everything else too
  • It's Kevin, Carlito!
    We don’t know but we’ll find out!
    The maestro’s of Yacht Rock decree from on high wether a song is Yacht, or Nyacht! Hilarious banter along with deep discussions on musical credits keep this train a rolling. I will not be satisfied until every song from 1977 to 1984 is yachtskied! The gauntlet has been thrown gentlemen, get to work!
  • JarrodSlone
    So glad they’re back
    I was a years long loyal listener to “Beyond Yacht Rock” and since it went away, there was a giant hole in my life that could only be filled by the witticisms of this crew. “Yacht or Nyacht” is filled with awesome facts, funny moments and all come together to create an awesome podcast! Highly recommend!
  • Warhammerhead
    Can’t help it…
    … love these guys. Even though they bag on my favorites: Eagles and JB (R.I.Pina Colada), who, i’m very clear aren’t Yachty, I love these guys, anyway. Really insightful. Endlessly witty. Very clever. How they’ve turned my favorite hobby (sharing useless info with folks who didn’t ask for it) into this big bag of fun, I’ll never know but will always envy. Give the show a try. Might go down smooth.
  • Edward C. Weeks
    A goddamn relief to have those boys back!
    As sharp and incisive as ever. How can listening to four grown men bicker and joke about music be both comforting AND hilarious? Get on the boat if you haven’t already. The funniest, warmest podcast around.
  • Coolcreemboy
    This!
    Now this I can get into!
  • Darianroger
    I didn’t think I liked yacht rock.
    I was wrong. I love this podcast. The interactions , information etc. listen.
  • Chrisman11111
    The boys are back
    When Beyond Yacht Rock ended I was Beyond Devastated. I was so happy to hear when the boys were getting the band back together. JD, Dave, Hunter and Hollywood Steve are back and better than ever.
  • wechance
    Great work gentlemen!
    Love the humor and detail they devote to this work. Keep the fire!
  • Willwillr
    Inventive and funny.
    These fellas are awesome!
  • Al_Fresco
    It’s science
    Great as ever.
  • Buffalowhig
    Keeping The Fire
    I can’t even put into words the amount of joy the return of Steve, David, JD and the guy who used to be Hunter has given me. This podcast gets a 100 on the Yachtski Scale.
  • Roastedsnake
    Nothing you can do about it! Relax, enjoy the ride!
    Gene Yachtski’s groundbreaking work continues through the encyclopedic knowledge of JD Ryznar aka Michael McDonald aka Greybeard, Hunter aka Kenny Loggins aka Solo Rocker aka Sweet Rocker, David B Lyons aka Koko Goldstein, music industry mogul, and Steve Huey aka Hollywood Steve. These men have once again put their busy lives on hold to give us another deep dive into all that is definitive yacht rock. Not only is this quartet a triple threat of actors, podcasters and dated reference connoisseurs, they’ve graced us with another chance at asking the important question: Is it yacht or nyacht? Long time listener, first time reviewer, I could write PAGES on the men who brought the term “yacht rock” into the zeitgeist. Any person who thinks otherwise? That’s what a fool believes. Keep the fire.
  • Maine Hoo
    Nyes! Welcome back!
    Love having a second new pod with these guys in addition to the great Billion Dollar Record Club. Nothing is ever wrong with a deep dive into the genre they created and this pod delivers it. Great to have you guys back!
  • bxn5
    Welcome back!
    Good to hear everyone is still alive! Was waiting in vain for your review of the past two rock hall classes
  • Kimber28
    Fantastic!
    I loved the YouTube Yacht Rock Series. Best podcast ever.
  • xan&shawn
    This is where these dudes belong
    Awesome first episode. This is their niche…so great at it…brilliant. Bravo
  • Blessed Man Indeed
    THE ORIGINAL GANGSTERS OF YACHT ROCK HAVE RETURNED!!!
    Thank Goodness the OG’s are back BAYBAY!! Regardless of all the Corporate confusion, the OG’s are here to clear the air; and give the World the Gift of really Smooth Music the way it should be. If people are looking for REAL Yacht Rock, then look no further. Excellent Podcast, Highly Recommend!! 🎶🎶🎶💪😎😎😎😎🔱🎶🎶🎶
  • Dudeduuuude
    The boys are back
    Thrilled to hear the full YR crew back and doing what they do best. Totally stoked to hear some new additions to The Yachtski Scale!
  • heatherchurch
    Awhore, Mateys! They’re back!
    All aboard the SS Doobie Bounce with my favorite all-time podcasters! So happy these goofballs are back to grace us with their savant-like knowledge (Steve), questionable puns (Hunter), insane industry connections (Dave) and boners (JD). You made this announcement on my bday, fellas - best gift ever! p.s.: As a fellow Fanilow, much love to Steve on the debut selection for Billion Dollar Record Club 🙌❤️
  • Hollywoodstevefan8144
    Good
    One of the best teasers for a yacht rock themed podcast ive heard in years
  • ChristopherK78
    What He Said
    I miss your episodes and respect the hard work that went into the show when you guys were doing regular weekly releases… so this is the next best thing. I’ll look forward to whatever you guys got in the oven.
  • Hochi666
    Yachtastic
    JD Ryznar is the Howard Cosell of Yacht Rock Podcast hosts.
  • RodentRodent
    My brothers are fighting and I couldn’t be happier
    Listening to you all bickering is my absolute comfort place. That there will also be Yacht Rock is a bonus. I love you so hard and I’ve missed you so much.
  • SF n lovin it
    Thank you Coco!
    Stoked to have these boys back continuing the noble work of Eugeniusz Yachtski . Is that Toto song on the boat? Listen to find out!
  • codzilla66
    It’s been such a long time
    So excited to have these fellas back making podcasts and applying Gene Yachtski’s perfectly tuned scientific formula to determining which are Yacht and which are Nyacht. Peace, love and taco grease!
  • Logan robert s
    Very informative
    Great podcast for fans of The Eagles and Jimmy Buffett
  • MurderWizard
    My seamen are back
    Slap on your captain’s hat (then slap it off, it looks dumb), the boys are back to bicker, quibble, and pontificate of all matters smooth. Essential listening for anyone who doesn’t understand what essential means.
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