Keep winning liar liar and I’ll stay happy!!!😛 Owl is going to lose!!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha Owl

I love this podcast! I listen every week when there is a new episode, and I just LOVE it!!! P.S. On episode 400, can you do a Favorite things from episode 300 draft?

I listen to it every time I get my homework and I just laugh and my brother is like what’s so funny about math

Andy, Mike and Jason are some of the best human/geniuses of all time. You three make Mondays 100 times better. You have not only change the world or the universe but existence it’s self keep up the great work guys.

A crocodile would absolutely annihilate a Komodo dragon

Andy is definitely the best Mike and Jason can bite my pillow cushions because Andy makes them look boring. ANDY FOR PRESIDENT!

I’m 11 and I’ve been listening since i was 5.you guys make my day so much better just by listening to the podcast. Thank you for making such a kid friendly and funny podcast for me and my family I even googled what is a clean comedy podcast and number one results were you guys so I decided to give it a shot and I love the podcast. My whole family listens to this podcast because I started listening to it I wish the whole world would listen to it.it is such a good podcast even my fiends started listening to it because they liked it so much Thank you guys for putting your time and effort for the people loving this podcast

Do a fictional weapons battle royale draft!

i’m 13, and this podcast is definitely true to its word. it’s hilarious, family friendly, and makes you laugh out loud! i listen to it on my bus rides to and from school, and often just around the house while cleaning my room or just chilling. it’s a great thing to listen to when you are on long commutes or road trips!

This podcast needs a laugh out loud warning! Because you will and people will give you some interesting looks! I’m currently getting my masters and doing some hard research with tarantula hawk wasps (yes Jason I work with tarantulas too). This podcast is one of the best things to listen to while doing that work, its just enough educational that it keeps me interested but way more stupid to keep me laughing and smiling! I use the would you rathers throughout the semester with courses I teach and really helps me get to know my students in a fun way! My only problem is seeing pictures of these 3 guys for the first time on here. Mike and Jason look about how I thought they would (though Jason has more hair than I imagined) but Any is way younger! I picked up on there ages as I listened but I never really believed Andy wasn’t in his 50s until now! See? You can learn things just by looking at these gentlemen! Keep up the good work!

I stumbled upon this podcast on Spotify and since then I have switched over to apple podcasts and listened to almost all of the episodes within a 3 month period. This podcast makes my day every day and is the best thing every Monday. Thank you so much for giving me this happiness and laughter so hard my family gets worried. Thanks and keep making more episodes! P.S you should do a scat that has all three of you at the same time.

I listen to this show on my way to work every morning. I look forward to the positive fun time to start my day. I find myself laughing and play along with the drafts. Great addition to my daily routine (catching up on previous shows). Thanks guys!

🔥This is the best podcast any one has ever created!🔥I’m 13 and I can’t believe that you guys have been filling my ears for almost half my life! I’ve listened to every episode at least 4 times and every time it makes me laugh (sometimes till I cry)! Can’t wait for episode 400!

Love this podcast! Makes my long commute enjoyable. I literally laugh out loud. Thanks guys!

I listen to this every Monday with my son in the car on the way to school and he always reminds me to stop the podcast as I drop him off. He likes to listen to it together and I love the podcast even more for that. I really enjoy Andy and Mike’s humor. They additionally have another podcast, the Fantasy Footballers, where if you play Fantasy Football that is a must listen.

Who knew 3 middle aged men with mics would make such a amazing podcast. I like to listen to this podcast every day. It helps me to laugh through the dreary life we a lead 10 out of 5 stars

My dad 👨🏽‍🦱showed this podcast to me and I’ve been trying to listen 🎧 to it when ever I can (I’m 9👩🏽)

This show is awesome! I mean, I’m very impressed by how much this show makes me laugh! This is a must watch show!

I listen to this every night to go to sleep, it makes me very happy and im a 12 yo child with amnesia…cheers but anyways here’s a cookie recipe 8 tablespoons (113g) unsalted butter, room temperature 1/3 cup plus 1 tablespoon (85g) granulated sugar 1/3 cup (71g) light brown sugar or dark brown sugar, packed 1/2 teaspoon table salt 1 teaspoon King Arthur Pure Vanilla Extract 1/4 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1 large egg 1 1/2 cups (180g) King Arthur Unbleached All-Purpose Flour 2 tablespoons (28g) milk, optional for cakier cookies 2 cups (227g to 340g) chips, nuts, and/or dried fruit, optional *Five stars*

Y’all this podcast is literally one of the best out there! I’m 15 and I’ve been listening to it for years. My dad first introduced it to me and I fell in love with it instantly! It is a great way to pass time and beat boredom. You guys are just soooooo funny!! Please keep up the good work! Draft ideas: I don’t know if you guys have done a draft similar to this, but you can do a “beach battle Royale” where essentially you could draft items that you would bring to the beach. You could also do a “Pokémon battle Royale”. That might be interesting!

I work outside all day long. But when I'm listening to the spitballers I don't even realize how much work I am getting done and how fast the time flys. Their jokes and laughs make the work day soooo much better

Y’all have a 1/9 chance at beating owl in every liar liar if you guess randomly but don’t guess on the same one in the final round. Your chances would be a bit higher if you were right more than 1/3 of the time. Each of y’all individually has a 1/27 chance of winning though.

I found you when my parents had explicit content blocked on my phone, and I couldn’t find a good comedy podcast to listen to. Then I found the spitballers. Even after the block was lifted, I still listen to them daily. It has sparked laughter and conversation in my family, whether we’re at the dinner table or in the car, it is always a great listen. 5/5 would recommend!

What an incredible draft. Jason takes vampire spike over spear and Mike stacks stalactites and stalagmites. This is amazing work boys, keep it up. Not kidding I lold. Looking forward to next week’s episode

Gentlemen, In the most recent episode you discussed not having a bidet while on vacation. May I introduce you to the travel bidet? Never go bidetless again.

I was browsing for family friendly comedy podcasts for an upcoming flight, and I found this. I highly recommend this podcast and it is great to listen to with your older kids (11+).

Honestly, there is a ton of stuff going on in my family and I have become rather depressed. I listen to podcasts while doing everything and this one is one of the best! Even though I have a lot on my mind this podcast is funny and makes me smile a lot. Thank you Spitballers for giving me some good jokes and a clean, funny podcast to listen to everyday. I have a lot to catch up on. I am around the 70th podcast and my hope is that it only gets better than it is. BTW I cannot believe that you have done this podcast for over 450 weeks! Also you guys deserved that award! Al Borlan (I donno how to spell that) clearing his throat on mic sometimes is the funniest. Hey! I am not a little boy (unless you call 14 little)! I have blue walls!

Andy, Mike, and Jason are the funniest podcast this side of the Mississippi. The way they make me laugh lights up my morning. I’ve never listened to funnier people and I’ve never once gone back and listened to every single episode of a podcast when I jumped in the middle of it, but I could hardly refuse to not go back. 10/10, would highly recommend to a friend!

Hi my name is Avishai I am 14 years old and my friend told me about this podcast since then I never missed an episode I go to sleep listening to spitballers I wake up and listening to it (I am listening to it now) owl keep up liar liar pants on fire Jason your hilarious smart and I love your laugh Mike your just so funny and Andy keep up with running the show.

I listen to this podcast all the time and I decided to start from episode one again and there are sooooooooo many moments that are really going to kill me maybe I'll choke on a clementine or slice my head with lightsaber hands but listening to this podcast as a kid these the goofy guys are going to dig me an early grave 1 of 10 podcast if 1 was 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 absolutely the best podcast I've ever listened to🔥

What if you guys draft items you have drafted before?

I listen to this podcast whenever I’m folding clothes or doing laundry to give me some good laughs and entertainment. Top 3 podcast and recommend to anyone who likes laughing. Literally cures depression🔥🔥🔥

good. i finish to mikes hot voice

Thanks to Jason, I was explaining to one of my friends that I slept “a la mode” just to learn that does not actually mean nude! My friend and I had a great laugh enjoying this ridiculous humor😂

I originally started listening to the Fantasy Footballers in 2018. It took me until the 2023 NFL season end to give the Spitballers podcast a try. I have no clue why I waited so long. This show has brought tears to my eyes and has made every drive home from work the best. To the point where I enjoy the opportunity of listening to the podcast more than I do of getting off work. I have taken road trips with my girlfriend where she has (against her preference) listened to the Spitballers and now she is a fan. My job is stressful and I am not lying when I say my favorite way to end the day is when I get to listen to Spitballers on my way home from work. The perfect way to decompress. Appreciate you guys.

I am a 10 year old and I always listen to the Spitballers before bed and there’s nothing better then a fart joke before bed

This is by far the best comedy podcast if not podcast I’ve ever found. I listened to it during a quarantine and it made a bad boring week into one of the most fun weeks I had had that season definitely recommend.

I just so happened to be listening to the Spitballers Podcast last night when I stepped in the shower. I was enjoying it so much, thinking about how darn funny these kids are! Then I realized I was still wearing my earbuds. I blame this entirely on you! 😂

Amazing podcast

It’s ok. Not great. Just feels like you’re in a room with 3 white guys saying white guy stuff. There’s a lot of stuff that’s just not true. Most of it is dumb so the stakes aren’t high, but it’s just wild how confident straight white dudes can be while saying factually untrue stuff!

IM EXACTLY LIKE JASON IM 12 AND I DO DOUBLE BUNNY EAR DOUBLE KNOW AND THEN I NEVER TIE THEM AGAIN ONLY SLIP ON NOW

Love the show brightens my day every time I listen

It was awesome and super funny. I don't know any other podcasts like that (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

I LOVE this podcast it is SO funny.I can fell asleep better now with this podcast 🧡💛🖤🤍( the reason why I know this podcast because my brother scattered ALL THE TIME and I asked him how he knew that he said the “spitballers” and so I tried it and I started listening in 2020!!!!!!!!!! ☝️ BEAST PODCAST IN THE WORLD

I discovered this podcast shortly before my husband and I had our first child. The huge archive of episodes got me through nighttime feedings, long car trips with a baby, and hours upon hours of crying. Popping those earbuds in and putting on some Spitballers kept me sane while a tiny human screamed in my face for no apparent reason…I’ll always associate this show with the transition to parenthood, which has been such a fun/terrifying/stressful/exciting time.

I always thought my sister was weird because she listen to this podcast so much and she would never stop laughing, but then I’ll listen to the first episode with her and I was immediately hooked. This is a great podcast, and I listen to it every time it comes out. 6/5 stars!

The reason I say that is because my 9yr old son loves listening to you guys when it’s time for bed and y’all actually make it something he looks forward to. He loves saying the intro and the scatting. You guys rock and thank you for making my life easier when getting my son to bed.

As the title says, I am 44 years old and I have never left a review for anything before. However, I wanted to take the time to let you guys know how much I enjoy listening to your show. I started listening to the fantasy footballers about 5 or 6 years ago which led me to the spitballers. I basically only listen to your two podcasts when driving to and from work. Keep up the great work! I have just one suggestion for improving the show (and I’m glad I haven’t had to skip over it lately) - lose “highway to spell”….I enjoy all the different games you guys do on the show except this one. No one wants to hear a bunch of grown men trying to spell words!!! Question suggestion…this has been a long standing debate at my work. Which condiment, sauce/dressing, or whatever you want to classify them as is better?? Nacho cheese or ranch dressing?? Love both the shows!!

As someone who has navigated the treacherous waters of divorce and the heart-wrenching journey alongside a stepfather battling cancer, I can confidently say that the Spitballers Podcast, starring Andy, Mike, and Jason, played a pivotal role in my path to healing and self-discovery. Amidst the turmoil of divorce proceedings and the emotional weight of watching a loved one fight against cancer, I found solace in the laughter and camaraderie offered by Andy, Mike, and Jason on the Spitballers Podcast. Their witty banter and hilarious discussions provided a much-needed escape from the harsh realities of life, offering moments of levity during some of my darkest days. The timing couldn't have been more perfect. As an avid listener of their other podcast, I found myself craving their humor and insights during the football offseason when their regular show was less active. Discovering the Spitballers Podcast filled that void and became a beacon of light in an otherwise bleak landscape. Listening to Andy, Mike, and Jason's absurd hypotheticals and laugh-out-loud anecdotes gave me a brief respite from the weight of my troubles, allowing me to momentarily forget my worries and find joy in the simple pleasure of laughter. Their chemistry and comedic timing created a sense of connection that transcended the confines of a mere podcast, making me feel like a part of their hilarious conversations. But the impact of the Spitballers Podcast went beyond just providing entertainment; it became a catalyst for my journey to self-discovery and personal growth. In the midst of chaos, their lighthearted discussions helped me rediscover the importance of finding joy in everyday moments and embracing the power of laughter to heal wounds, both physical and emotional. Today, I am grateful to report that my stepfather has overcome his battle with cancer, and I have emerged from the darkness of divorce with a newfound sense of strength and resilience. The laughter and levity provided by the Spitballers Podcast not only helped me survive the storm but also paved the way for a brighter future. In essence, the Spitballers Podcast was more than just a source of entertainment; it was a lifeline that helped me weather the storms of life and emerge stronger on the other side. For that, I will be forever grateful to Andy, Mike, and Jason for their comedic genius and unwavering ability to bring joy into the lives of their listeners, even in the darkest of times.

You should draft abbreviations like, TMI “To much information”!