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You did it! You found your new favorite podcast! Congrats! Join Bran, Dan, and friends as they attempt to watch and review made-for-tv movies. Just a bunch of friends…watching made-for-tv movies. What could go wrong?Watch us EXCLUSIVELY on Philo - philo.tv/dthListen ad-free at bramblejamplus.comFollow us - Instagram: @hallmarkpodcastTwitter: @hallmarkpodcastFacebook: Deck The Hallmark Podcast*Deck the Hallmark is NOT affiliated with Hallmark Media*

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  • NicoleDavis1988
    Okay.
    I watch lifetime not hallmark but lifetime uncorked introduced me and since Patrick doesn’t podcast anymore I started listening to this. It’s okay, I listen to a lot of true crime so this is light and fun while I work, but Dan is insufferable. He’s a know it all and he tries to bully people into having his same options and views, he’s so negative and angry all the time, like you watch tv movies for a living your life isn’t that hard bro. He also devoted his whole to being a missionary of some sort and now is like an atheist that makes fun of anyone with faith and morales…The weird voices and characters are annoying and not funny, I can see why these guys are each other’s only friends.
  • AllyC614
    The best!
    I love Hallmark movies and I love these guys! Dan, Bran, Brian and all the friends make me laugh so hard! The genuine love for each other is an added bonus.
  • lauramargerie
    Thank you
    The world is garbage and this podcast is the only thing keepin me hanging on
  • Mimi TammyB
    The reason I watch Hallmark
    I have listened to these guys from the beginning and now they are the main reason I continue to watch a Hallmark movie even when it’s ridiculous. Even the “dumpster fires” feel like less of a waste of time when I know a fun review is coming. It’s like watching with my snarky friends.
  • JessyM115
    You’ve got a friend in DTH
    Even though I’ve been listening for the past few years now I just realized I never wrote a review. Here to fix that! Just to respond to some of the haters, to the person who thinks this podcast is stressful. You know what is stressful right now? The state of the world. You know what helps me survive that and my anxiety? This podcast! I love that this podcast is a bunch of friends who come together and just have fun. I also love that the interviews are different and you get to see different sides of people. I now find myself watching every Hallmark movie (thank you I guess DTH LOL) because I want to understand all the jokes and commentary. I love the Double Decker community. they are hilarious and so supportive. This podcast has become more than just something I listen to. It’s become a group of friends that I get to see a few times a year now and we unite around silly Hallmark movies. When life gets too hard sometimes we know we have each other. We can turn to hallmark to get lost in a sweet story and turn to DTH to find laughs even on days when laughing seems hard. Thank you to Bran, Dan and the rest of the crew for continuing to show up and create this space.
  • GeorgiaMakitalo
    Not the same without Panda
    Too stressful to listen to
  • Mludwig28
    Big fun maybe 6
    DD Shannon wuz here
  • PeaPodPod?
    Love the preview shows
    You guys should record your restaurant birthday song into greeting cards. My birthday wish is to one day receive this musical art.🎉
  • The Popcorn Vendor
    Robert Buckley interview
    What was that? So awkward. Buckey was uncomfortable - he may have “gotten the bit” from your perspective as you proclaimed at the end but he didn't like it. Your interviews used to be spot on but this was a swing and a miss. Youre not comedians. The bits are not funny. I listen to him on The Drama Queens podcast and he never sounds like he did on your interview. So many other Hallmark podcasts available that don't treat guests like this.
  • MonicaRoseStar
    The podcast has changed
    I loved the podcast last year. It was a show I would be comfortable letting my children listen to . But this year the innuendos are frequent and uncomfortable. They have nothing to do with Christmas or Hallmark movies. I’m surprised they haven’t lost their sponsors.
  • JCFulls
    It is good it is funny
    If you’ve found this show, then I suggest you give a few different themes a shot (classic Christmas, spin offs with the best featuring hosts, seasonal (is Flag a season?), mystery, and *definitely* a preview episode). After that, if: (A) You don’t like it, then you’ve lost nothing and have certainly not been harmed (they’re so kind and positive - sincerely); or (B) You like it, then you’ll soon love it, and you’ll have more laughter in your life. It’s the rare but not impossible win-win-win.
  • staybeautiful1718
    One of my new favorite binges!
    I found this show because of the WCTH episodes following the newest season. Then I started listening to episodes about some of my favorite Hallmark mysteries and such. I’ve pretty much been listening nonstop for the last few days. I don’t always agree with all of their points, but I legitimately laugh out loud at least once per episode. And I find myself CRACKING up at the points I agree with. For example, the question of how Ryan Paevey’s character might get a Social Security number in A Timeless Christmas. I literally pose these kinds of questions to my mom (fellow cheesy movie lover), and she hates it! lol My daughter (8) also cracked up with me when Dan called Sally from Aurora Teagarden a “dummy dumb dumb-dumb” in the newest Aurora movie…because as super fans of the series, WE WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREED! During the episode about Home Alone 3, I appreciate that they acknowledged that this film is the only premise that actually makes sense of the series (kid sick at home because mom has to go to work so she won’t get fired). I cannot stand the first two Home Alone movies because the parents are absolutely reprehensible. I just can’t get over it, so I appreciate that they recognized this about the 3rd, even if they hated the film haha. Anyways, the synopsis music would’ve for sure run out if you were to read this aloud…all-in-all, five stars — I’m a new fan! I’d love to see some of the newer GAC movies covered.
  • JWojSki
    Diss List Of Christmas Songs - a fantastic Listen
    Bran, Scott and Dan , the Christmas Songs Diss List you did was so much fun to listen to , enjoyed the banter between you guys. It was also nice to hear snippets of some great Christmas songs and I liked hearing each of your views on the songs selected by Scott and why Bran and Scott replaced some songs on Scott’s list. I also started following Tinsel Tunes and Pod The Parade podcasts that were mentioned . Joe W.
  • Akate1104
    My fave podcast!
    Always here for the bits, Grumpy Dan, Brian's ridiculous reviews, and laughing at Bran saying things wrong haha
  • LizaSchneids
    🎉🎄❤️
    They were good, I guess
  • Meredithalewan
    Subliminal
    I don't want just any podcast I don't want a lame show to binge, no I don't want to waste my time no Only good shows, hello, goodbye But you got me like a fangirl Shooting straight across the sky It's the way you rank stuff It's opinions you diss It's a certified classic It’s not to be missed It's that pivotal podcast It's, ah, so lovable Diss List, Diss List (so bingeable) Diss List, Diss List
  • Holly's Cat
    The Podcast I didn’t know I needed in my life
    I have never watched a Hallmark movie (came here via Lifetime Uncorked) but I listen to this podcast every day. These guys have the energy of my favorite Sportscenter shows but it’s all directed to romance. It’s like peanut butter and bananas; it shouldn’t work but it’s incredible! PS: I love the bits! Keep em coming!
  • Tee3377
    Love the Podcast But ….. Please ….. Bran!
    “Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm” “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” Sooooooooooooooooo distracting ! Driving me crazy.
  • Picklesrgrossandsoareyourfeet
    Best Podcast
    Love the podcast and listen mostly for the bits. Miss the characters buying each year and Benny!!!!!
  • jwh1004
    Enjoyable & Funny
    I’ve truly enjoyed for the last couple of years listening to the Hallmark movie reviews from Bran, Dan and the gang. It’s great when Hallmark actors are on the show to provide their perspectives and behind-the-scene stories. My only minor criticism is Dan can be over zealous with constantly correcting Bran and others on their grammar or word usage. Actually, with current Loveuary Hallmark movies, Dan would make a great Jane Austin character… the pedantic Mr. Daniel Thompson 😀
  • indioblue
    A fun podcast but...
    I could do without the bits and the singing. Otherwise, a fun podcast.
  • RachelM36
    SOOOOO much fun
    I found this podcast after starting to watch “The Way Home” and immediately it became my most anticipated drop of the week! These guys are a RIOT and so real and fun. They are clearly having a blast and not taking anything too seriously. Even their “insults” or bad reviews about a show or movie are done without being mean and with the right balance of silliness and respect. Keep it up Guys!
  • cjs1130
    Love it!
    I am a new listener and I love this podcast! Could do without the weird voices they do from time to time but overall such a fun podcast! I especially love the episodes with Patrick, and wish there were more of them!
  • WH50758
    Best Podcast
    I wish I knew about this podcast sooner. None of my friends watch Hallmark movies so I was looking for a podcast to enhance my viewing experience. Thank goodness I found these guys. I laugh til I cry at their commentary on these movies. I’m going to listen to all the 2022 movie reviews because I can’t get enough of my new found “friends”. Thank you for dedicating your time to this podcast. You guys are killing it and I’m so glad I found you!!!
  • emilytw7p
    Borderline unlistenable now
    Such a shame.
  • Carmen San Diego Zoo
    Lots of Ad Lib
    I checked out after five minutes of yadda yadda about Halloween candy. Save that stuff for your Patreon!
  • 84 roses
    Love this show
    These guys are the absolute best so funny , and always a great listen. Would give 5 stars if they didn’t use UUUHHH and UUUUUMMMM every 60 seconds as if those were actual words.
  • is every nickname taken?!?
    Best. Podcast. Ever
    You’ll find a point of view here that speaks to you….like, love, or despise. The friendship and bits keep it all fresh!
  • RNBabsie23
    Here for the compare
    I started listening years ago because I thought someone has to talk about these movies. Now I keep listening because I like to compare my opinions to the guys.
  • Hopesayshi
    Still enjoy
    When I first started listening, I thought their “producer”/Bran’s close friend Tracey was two people, Tracey and Trace, because Dan referred to her as Trace so much. Please do more interviews!
  • Boogerdeeboogerdee!
    Love the podcast and Dan needs to dial it down
    Just a quick note guys - Dan you’ve got to pull back on your constant criticism of Bran. I mean, not all the way. I’m thinking, 50%? Just keep it in mind. Love y’all, mean it.
  • Adet100
    Getting it all wrong
    You guys are getting this all wrong. The signs that Elizabeth was going to leave Lucas were always there. You just didn’t want to see it. It wasn’t just all the sudden, it was spread out over several episodes even way back season 8 episode two when Elizabeth tells him that it would just hurt too much if she lost him like she lost Jack. She loved him back then, but she was scared. Elizabeth was always meant to be with Nathan. End of story. you guys are leaving so much out. if you want someone that knows really what’s going on give me a call.
  • Xtine1979
    Gives me something to look forward to
    I originally started listening to the show because all of my friends made fun of me for how much hallmark I watched and I thought this would be a fun show because it’s like having friends who actually watch the movies to talk to. But it has evolved into a lot more. I started watching when calls the heart because of the show I got so much addicted to watching it just because I wanted to hear the reaction of the guys especially Dan. And the fast Fridays got me into a whole new routine for the summer or I was really looking to Fridays and actually watching the movies myself just so I could follow along with the episodes as well. It’s like having a group of friends over for a bad movie sleepover.
  • Ernie Delli Santi
    Love the pod and the community
    Full disclosure I have been a Double Decker for a little over a year and a half. These guys are FUNNY and the community and hosts they have crafted are amazing. I don't think I can come up with a better use of Facebook than their community and my day is always brighter when I listen. I just wish my commute was a little longer so I can finish the episode. If you are looking for a place to enjoy not only Hallmark movies and Christmas movies but just good people don't just listen but join up. I promise you won't regret it one bit. Thanks to all the hosts for what you do. I appreciate all of you.
  • Funandgames9876
    So much laughter!
    Bran, Dan and the gang bring the fun entertainment all week long! I love the Hallmark Christmas movie reviews but the team up with Ryan for The Way Home and now Fast Fridays is just epic!! These 3 have a great time and even though they are trashing my fave movie franchise…I absolutely love them! Keep it up fellas!
  • dramamom3
    Love the Show
    Bran, Dan, and friends are so fun to listen to, the bits, the Banter, and the guests are all amazing. I’ve laughed so hard I cried ( happy tears). Had the absolute best time meeting the guys in person. They truly are just the best! Keep up the fun.
  • laurabethsimp
    Never Miss an Episode!!!
    I look forward to every episode of this show! I am even going back to listen to past episodes… The guys (and gals) are so fun and I love all the bits and recurring inside jokes so much. I laugh out loud at least once every episode! PS: Join the Double Deckers!!! You won’t regret it 😍🎄🎅🏽❤️
  • brieandemma
    I hate how Ryan bullies everybody…
    Sorry Ryan, Dan made me say it. No, but seriously I think Ryan Pappolla has been a great addition as one of your co-hosts this year and I have looked forward to his episodes! I have been listening to you guys for about 2 and a half years and had yet to submit a review. Apparently Bran didn’t think I needed all those reminders to review anymore, haha how wrong was he. So, I finally decided to take the time and contribute towards “3000 by Fast Friday Episode 3.” I love this show and I love you guys!!
  • Vanessa728
    Love the addition of racing!
    This is an awesome podcast. Been listening for years. These guys are hilarious and always entertaining, no matter the topic. I even listen to episodes where they discuss shows and movies I haven’t seen, and it’s still so good. Today, I listened to the episode where they discussed Fast & the Furious. It was great! I’m a little concerned though about Ryan’s bullying of Bran. 🍞
  • NAIHN
    Awesome podcast
    BA4B2B
  • PhillyMeg
    My fast forward gets a lot of use.
    Too many ads, bits and odd voices. I think this podcast was so much better and funnier when it first started and they just stuck to movie stuff. Now it’s just weird.
  • All-You-Can-Eat
    Hallmark Anonymous
    More Erin!!! Give her a show! Hi. I’m a guy. I’m a Hallmark addict. For years I’ve been secretly watching Hallmark movies. Hiding in a dark room so that my wife and daughters don’t see. I go to work hoping no one will notice, that no one will see through me. Now that I’ve found this podcast, I don’t have to hide anymore. I’ve got three new best friends who I can share these joys with. Thank you, Brandon. Thank you, Panda. And even you, Dan. We’ll win you over one day. Keep it up guys!
  • joybella86
    The Most Good Looking Men
    Just here to say that these are the most handsome men on the internet. Tyler has nothing on them.
  • Tulsa Santa
    Rigg Rocks!
    I’m just here for the bits.
  • hhghhghggsdfgdg
    You have ruined me!
    I now cannot watch a Hallmark movie without hearing your voices in my head! I just finished watching the newest episode of The Way…can’t wait to hear what the boys thought about the kiss!!! Thanks for all the laughs!
  • 🙋🏼‍♂️💁🏼‍♂️🧏🏼‍♂️
    🕷️
    Let ‘em live (spiders)!!!
  • RacMo
    My favorite Hymn is George Clooney.
    I don’t know how I got here. I’ve never seen one of these movies. But I laugh SO HARD listening to these guys. And have recommended to several friends who agree.
  • SweetPea2715
    The Way Home
    Hey I love this series and my name is also Elliot 😧
  • What the fett
    Episode 26: Welcome to Christmas
    Hi, It’s me. The person listening to this podcast on January 20th. Great podcast so far! Very lovely host and fantastic guest. I always love a good chuckle. These guys get on together like a house on fire. You are representing us South Carolinians amazingly!! Love y’all!!
  • moxiegirl in ABQ
    So much fun!
    Bran, Dan and Brian bring so much delight on this podcast! I love the podcast and side-splitting Hot Takes, What the Hallmark and All the Feels - the boys bring so much fun. Not to be missed, especially when the boys interview Hallmark stars, have special guests on the pod and the hilarious Lifetime Movie Expert Patrick Serrano!
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