The Beaverton Weekly Report

Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles an all-star Panel of comedians to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts their knowledge of the news to the test in a very important quiz where the stakes couldn't be lower. The Beaverton Weekly Report is a hilarious look at what's going on in the world around us. It's just like watching CNN, only funnier and with fewer erectile dysfunction ads.

Carney And The Premiers Go Nation Building
Jun 4, 2025 – 57:49
A King talks about lowering the cost of living
May 28, 2025 – 51:12
Stopping Genocide With A Strongly Worded Letter
May 21, 2025 – 53:29
Carney's Cabinet Fever sweeps the nation!
May 14, 2025 – 57:15
A Carney Visits The Freak Show
May 7, 2025 – 49:33
The Beaverton Weekly Report Election Special! (premiering at our regular date and time)
Apr 30, 2025 – 49:16
I went to a fight and a Debate broke out
Apr 23, 2025 – 01:00:18
The Hardest Buttongate to Button
Apr 16, 2025 – 01:00:35
The Art Of Destroying The Global Economy
Apr 9, 2025 – 01:10:57
We're all stuck in Tariff Groundhog Day
Apr 2, 2025 – 53:13
Mrs. Smith Goes To Washington, Tanks Conservative Election Hopes
Mar 26, 2025 – 01:03:13
Manifesting a Poilievre Concession Speech
Mar 19, 2025 – 59:33
Trailer
Mar 5, 2025 – 01:48
November 28, 2018: Doug Ford demands Green Party apologize for letting Oshawa GM Plant close
Nov 28, 2018 – 51:40
November 21, 2018: St. Michael's principal promises to restore school to acceptable levels of toxic masculinity
Nov 21, 2018 – 01:03:45
November 8, 2018: The Beaverton will pay whatever it takes to not see Tony Clement's dick
Nov 8, 2018 – 01:00:23
October 31, 2018: New CBC article ranks top 5 murderous dictatorships that can help grow your RSP
Oct 31, 2018 – 57:59
October 24, 2018: Analysts not sure rebate cheques and keeping humanity alive will convince Canadians to support carbon tax
Oct 24, 2018 – 52:02
October 17, 2018: Local man willing to do anything that doesn't affect his daily life to stop climate change
Oct 17, 2018 – 01:00:34
October 10, 2018: Doug Ford ends opposition to Carbon Tax after reading all 2,500 pages of UN Climate Change Report
Oct 10, 2018 – 47:09
October 3, 2018: Conservatives: 'If we had re-negotiated NAFTA we would have capitulated immediately but also gotten Canada everything we wanted'
Oct 3, 2018 – 01:00:33
September 26, 2018: Justin Trudeau campaigns for Security Council seat by wearing traditional United Nations outfit
Sep 26, 2018 – 59:56
September 19, 2018: Sexual predators about to be most represented minority group on U.S. Supreme Court
Sep 19, 2018 – 01:01:04
September 12, 2018: 'Doug is doing the right thing' says man who would lose his shit if Trudeau invoked the Notwithstanding Clause
Sep 12, 2018 – 01:01:22
October 25, 2017: Brave Senator who endorsed, voted for Trump praised for running away from situation he created as fast as possible
Oct 25, 2017 – 51:26
October 18, 2017: Liberals announce plan to just let every Canadian choose their own tax rate
Oct 18, 2017 – 54:11
October 11, 2017: After interviewing Jagmeet about Air India CBC promises to question Catholic Andrew Scheer about the IRA
Oct 11, 2017 – 52:55
October 4, 2017: To avoid politicizing tragedy, Republicans offer to debate gun control once America goes a week without a violent gun homicide
Oct 4, 2017 – 51:11
September 25, 2017: Live from JFL42 with Kyle Kinane, Ali Siddiq and D.J. Mausner
Sep 25, 2017 – 51:14
September 20, 2017: Nation offers to spend nights, weekends working on Mueller's Trump investigation if it will speed things up
Sep 20, 2017 – 45:05
September 13, 2017: Report: Every day that Ted Cruz does not like a porn tweet now feels boring by comparison
Sep 13, 2017 – 51:48
September 7, 2017: Ben Affleck announces new film about how the CIA rescued gay men from Chechnya
Sep 7, 2017 – 44:43
August 30, 2017: Ontario to rename all John A. MacDonald schools John A. Scotiabank Elementary
Aug 30, 2017 – 45:42
August 23, 2017: Local man would be more worried about Trump's promise to terminate NAFTA if Trump had ever kept a single promise
Aug 23, 2017 – 46:55
August 16, 2017: Charlottesville Nazis immediately surrender following the 2017 Battle of the Bulge: internet shaming
Aug 16, 2017 – 47:16
August 9, 2017: Local man prepares for coming nuclear apocalypse by downloading new podcast episodes
Aug 10, 2017 – 41:53
August 2, 2017
Aug 2, 2017 – 46:53
July 26, 2017
Jul 26, 2017 – 37:22
July 19, 2017
Jul 19, 2017 – 41:57
July 12, 2017
Jul 12, 2017 – 45:43
July 5, 2017
Jul 5, 2017 – 42:13
June 14, 2017
Jun 14, 2017 – 48:16
June 7, 2017
Jun 7, 2017 – 40:37
May 31, 2017
May 31, 2017 – 42:50
May 24, 2017
May 24, 2017 – 42:02
May 18, 2017
May 17, 2017 – 39:31
May 11, 2017 - Part 3
May 17, 2017 – 32:09
May 11, 2017 - Part 2
May 17, 2017 – 41:13
May 11, 2017 - Part 1
May 11, 2017 – 33:07