Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

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Jake Anthony and Matt Marr are two Southern Queens who absolutely love reality shows about lonely hearts looking for love. They recap it all including: TLC's 90 Day Fiancé, Love is Blind on Netflix, Love After Lockup, and some other shows where the people are just hot messes looking for love. If you've been looking for your gay BFFs to dish this show, you're home Queen!Matt is a clinical psychologist, while Jake is a life coach and teacher. And they both are shady queens who are boggled at the insane ways some of these people search for love in this world. The only thing more certain than a K-1 Visa or a venereal disease is the fact that Jake and Matt will keep you laughing at these lovebirds while also judging their choices. But none of it is mean, because Jake and Matt get it. At the end of the day, aren't we all just looking for our little piece of love?Follow us Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.Find all things Mattie & Poodle at www.realitygays.com. An Audacy Podcast.

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pinacoloda

Luv ya; one suggestion

Love you guys - however the episode with Amy Archer & Amanda - - so often Everyone was talking at once.- was really hard to listen to -
hoooo2394

Guest

Please have Robin from Blighty Day Fiance on again. I know you both just loved him. It’d be very interesting to hear what he has to say these days lol
JJA2728

Absolute favorite podcast

Brilliant and hilarious. Don’t hesitate to check it out.
Instantly has become the best

Terrible takes

Every calculating, promiscuous woman is their champion. Every straight male is a villain. Their misandry for straight males makes the show unlistenable.
TrashMom99

Enjoyable

I enjoy their takes so much! Always hilarious!
palmyclams

Sss good

The two wolves inside of me if both were gay white men
ELM1000

The Umms and Poodz

Poodle work on reducing the # of “ummms” in the pod, it’s absurd for a person who constantly corrects Mattie to be so awful with mindless verbal interjections.
Lily/Valley

KGQ

You make my day every time I listen. I laugh out loud during my daily walk…if the neighbors are watching, they must think I’m a lunatic. I have forsaken all other pods just to listen to you. Please know, seriously, you’ve helped when I’ve needed it and I love you both the most! Keep Going Queens!!!
Sculptor Jodi

James Kelleher interview

Loved, loved, loved it!
💜🪻⛄️

Giggling Gays

These two really give us gals something to giggle about in these sad times to be female or gay. I look forward to their take on reality shows as they are always on the mark and hilarious!
Shay Shay E

Gayly Dose!

Thank you fora new show ! I appreciate you both and am addicted to your Humor! Keep going queens!
emma.vaughters

An absolute favorite

These two could rip me to shreds and I would say thank you. I listen to their love is blind recaps and most recently the gayly dose and have never laughed so hard listening to any podcast. They are clever, witty, smart—and their dynamic is one of a kind. Absolute gems in the podcasting/comedy space. Keep it up mattie and poodle, you have no idea how much you brighten my day!!!
Coolnmdude

Fully invested!!!

I have went down the rabbit hole the 90 Day Fiancé Gossip then came across you all and you both have now taken my recent obsession to another level! I have added you to my weekly rotation of podcasts…thank you and keep them coming!
KMBERSMAMA

Invisible sissy!

Apple subscriber here! My favorite podcast! Look forward to it every week. These two keep me cracking up and are the perfect balance. Loving the new addition of Gayly Dose. It the little light I need at the end of the week! I go back and forth debating if I’m more of a Mattie or Poodle 😂
Lolo13419

Way too many subscriber issues

Bummer
chewie_rose

Love!

Keep going Queens! My kind of Queens from my generation with familiar references, spontaneous singing, and the best positive sex ed for all!
TheRealAmyHunt

Perfect Dosage!

Love the RGs! The Gayly Dose is perfect amount of fun to put get you through any day! Chef’s Kiss!!!
CarlzWife

Gracias! Guah!

I was crying laughing listening to Mattie tell that story about Mother Poodle 😂😂
Aseehorn228

Spectacular!

If you like to laugh, listen to this podcast!
MSK 69

Love it!!!

If you want to tons of laughs. Love all the alter characters. Chandelier sounds. And most of all “Don’t pull over.” And it all the banter at the beginning of the show. Love it. And if you want some southern stories bring it on.Thank you Mattie and Poodle for all the laughs and insight that hits the soul. Thank you!
hAMImono

Funny

Loving the daily dohs. Maddie and Pertle are hilurious
EG148

Gayly Dose is good medicine!

Thank you for continuing to grow and evolve and for creating great new content! Gayly Dose has become my Reality Gays favorite! KEEP GOING, QUEENS!!!!
anyaa the great

THEATAAAAR

as an adhd adult woman who grew up in the theater with a sense of humor too large for normal spaces and an odd obsession with others lives -this podcast feels like an inner dialogue and endorphin rush every time. Subscribe now.
BKdogmom

I’m a sissy

Just found this pod ten days ago and have now joined them on Patreon. Thank you so much for getting me through inauguration day, your voices were in my earholes for upwards of ten hours. I don’t even watch all of these shows but I’ll still listen to your coverage!
AKC911

Keep Going Queens!

I am a longtime sissy and I just need to say that Matty and Poodle really bring such a light into the everyday darkness that seems so overwhelming in this world today. I appreciate you both so much and I am so thankful that I came across this show! Love to you both!
Dwight sissy Shrute

My favorite podcast!!!!

KEEP GOING QUEENS!!! I’ve been bingeing your show since you were on I think not! Thank you for making me laugh EVERYDAY!!!!
ERM Fan

Yay Gays!

Love these queens! Been listening since the Pole and Karine days. My favorite is always Poodle’s Florian and Mother Poodle impressions. Saw them live in Seattle last year. They make my week better!
SmarmyPlankton

Fun podcast

Unfortunately they still have TDS. They still believe that a Nobel prize winning drug on the WHO essential list of medicines FOR HUMANS is for horses because they don’t like to learn and live in a self righteous bubble. If you can tolerate their complete ignorance of science they are fun.
turtllgurll

Love this podcast

Hilarious, trashy, thoughtful. So much fun.
JennyBop23

Podcast Perfection

Mattie and Poodle are the Sissies I never had! I have found my new home and promise to always take my shoes off before entering! 🥹🥹
JustJenn13

Love ya’ll

You two are the best Mattie and Poods! Happy new year ! Love every accent ya’ll do!! I’ve had to pull over a few times I’m laughing so damned hard! Cheers to both or you we all love ya’s!
Darkextract

My Fav

I been with y’all since day 1 on the free feed. I been holding back, because it would have been too much, but I’m tired of holding back. I broke down and subscribed to the Apple audio feed and I’m not feeling guilty. This is my favorite podcast and I’m gonna enjoy it to the fullest;-)
Lulu51082

Love y’all

KGQ
SweediNJ

Hysterical

Wasn’t a fan at first… not gonna lie. I found you guys on another podcast favorite of mine, but you have since taken the top spot. NEVER MISS A PODCAST.. the voices, the commentary I’m always laughing.. even for shows I don’t watch.. I have to listen.. love you guys.. is it me or does the Karen voice sound like Dr. Huxtable 😂. Thanks for all of the laughs and recaps on our favorite shows.. keep em coming. I’m now going back and listening to older podcast episodes, and Matt I can’t get over the Aunt Diane voice I’m rolling!!!!
Redfoxx77

Love

You two are my favorite. Entertaining and hilarious. Love you both! Thank you for giving me a lil something to look forward to. Kisses and hugs.
bnemb

Hawaii Sis!

Obsessed with RG’s coverage of the 90 Day franchise. I’ve started listening from the beginning and re-watching old episodes and have never laughed more than when Matty was trying to remember Sufjan Stevens! Love y’all!
h23450

Love

New fan! Obsessed 💙
BlessAllTheHearts

Knowledge is Power

My entire world has opened up because of Mattie and Poodle. Southern stories? Ya’ll they end sad. (I am Southern and can verify) Do you love trash reality TV and judging people?👉🏻 Have you thought, “ wait, I know someone exactly like that dumb&@@“ while watching your favorite reality show?! I’ve got news for you! You’re clearly a Reality Gays Sissie! Carl?! Where should I go to laugh, learn, cry, question my knowledge and learn about musical theatre all while waiting for Miss Debbie’s mole Peewee to drop a bomb?
Marlacap

Thank you for your words

Thank you for your words that sum up my feelings too. Its so sad its depressing but thank you for laughs to make it better for an hr at least Love you guys!!
CassyAugust

🥰😍🥰

I had no idea who lacking my life was before my friend introduced me to these two Queens! Funny, talented, educational and all the best compliments in grammar. Thank you two!!! 🥳🤗🪩✨
Stana30

You two are wonderful!

Go queens go! I look forward to this podcast every week! I love the impersonations, the theatre, the drinking, the singing, everything. Even though I’m one of your younger listeners, I get all of the references. Thank you so much for giving me something to laugh at and not think about the hard times. And thank you for giving me so many great sayings!
Schelin1964

Slaps me Happy!!

I need these men to slap me happy, awake, & keep me centered.
Dutch967

Justice for Mattie

I love the pod but dislike that Poodle gets 20 different corners and if Mattie tells one side story Poodle starts sighing and saying how no one is interested. As a listener I actually prefer southern stories and the random stuff Mattie talks about over another broadway or BB corner. It may just be Poodles personality but it’s unfair to speak down to your co-host yet ramble on about all your interests.
LB333!

Keep going queens.

Love you both, but maybe Mattie a little more. #redheadsunite
blahblah12888

Love

My favorite podcast, love listening to everything!
T-dawg842014

Love!!!

Matty is THE BEST!!!! His stories crack me up and I love his laugh. I don’t even watch 90 Day anymore and I still listen for the banter. Southern Stories for days!!!!
Dafhjcd

Forty one minutes

Literally 41 minutes until they get to the show on one episode. They are hysterical and well versed when they stick to 90 days but I find their bum /STD/ pen-is shape/size /constant casual sex jokes /discussions to be over the top.. . During Covid they VILIFIED anyone who refused to Vax and wouldn’t allow un-vaxxed at their lives yet they’ve had the virus multiple times themselves .. They take great offense at a perceived slight of LGBQT+ but laugh hysterically at other’s disabilities like Chitis blindness “he didn’t see any of this” .
Loving horses

I CAN’T ANYMORE !

I started listening to you guys a couple years ago and you now you can’t stop talking about your sex lives every two minutes. I do enjoy the show when you talk about it and love hearing funny stories of your families.
sweetpeaphotoediting

Always makes me laugh

I love listening to Mattie and Poodle and could listen to them talk forever. There ADHD tangents are my favorite and I don’t event care about what show they are covering. I listen for the singing and southern stories!
pazamp4

Keep going Queens

Hilarious! Love Love Love 🫶🏽